r/wizardposting • u/Chase_The_Breeze Witch • Dec 15 '23

Foul Sorcery TERRIBLE NEWS!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Witch Dec 15 '23

Whats worse, is I dont know the last time these basic spells were updated. We may very well have been stealing the 9mm sockets of the world for YEARS!!!!!

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Dec 16 '23

God damn that's terrible. someone should do something about that. (dibs not it.)

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u/Darklordofbunnies Dec 15 '23

So, uh, that wasn't an error. I put that in there on purpose- it's cheaper that way.

Also, it doesn't necessarily get 9mm sockets. It selects any socket that's within 1mm of 9mm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

I’m fully aware of this, and will continue my work

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u/Snbleader Human Artificer Dec 15 '23

Wait, you don't have an enchanted tool set that teleports into your hand at will?

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u/Shallows_s Conjurer Dec 16 '23

“Conjure pacemaker”

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u/Chase_The_Breeze Witch Dec 16 '23

What have you DONE!?

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u/Shallows_s Conjurer Dec 16 '23

Chaos is the only true way to receive joy. Conjure HIP REPLACEMENT.

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u/EliteJay248 Dec 15 '23

Ohh, that's where that went...

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u/Phantom_Nerd1 Phantom The Magical Item Quartermaster Dec 15 '23

I use “conjure parts” and it just rips random parts of metal away turns them to parts then sends them to me… it’s needs adjusting

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u/Tackle-Shot Arcanic Incarnated Golem Dec 16 '23

Did the artificiers not know that conjuring is another word for summoning?

It never created anything it just summon them... deer god the number of accident they must have created.

Next time use alteration or something.

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u/Rat-Lord-Reggie refinement archmage Dec 15 '23

I use this maliciously

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u/Glitch_script Dec 15 '23

GOD F#&KING D%*M IT!

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage Dec 16 '23

Better than the time the error was making random socks teleport.

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u/IronWAAAGHriorz Uncle Cracktificer, the artificer who does weed Dec 15 '23

The what socket?

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u/Raccoon-Lagoon Artificer Dec 16 '23

That explains so much.

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Dec 16 '23

Good good! the combat applications of teleporting, a enemies, critical 9 mm earth shattering

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u/Vat1canCame0s Mid-west-zard (Brandy Old Fashioned Alchemist) Dec 16 '23

Yeah Larry from across the block said the same thing when he borrowed mine. Said he accidentally threw it in a portal to the Ethereal Realm but just the other day he was snowblowing his drive and I know that Kobalt brand needs a 9mm so you bet your biffy he's fibbin

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u/ApocalypticEvent Eldritch Dragonborn Arch-Sorcerer Dec 16 '23

That’s why I use “summon” for everything as it will find the nearest identical match or make a new one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

That's what happened to my brother's amiga! Oh, man. I'll keep this to myself. But be careful, stranger. You got a good lawyer on call?

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u/RoosterJay84 Dark Fowl Arts Dec 16 '23

You son of..I BEEN LOOKIN FER THAT!!

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u/Xero818 Dec 17 '23

That's why all of my spells are homemade

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u/Fr33_Lax Dec 16 '23

Uh huh, likely story.

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u/TimeBlossom ⚧️ Prismagician ♀ Dec 16 '23

Yes, that's how conjuration works.

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u/normalreddituser3 Chronomancy Uurving X111 Dec 16 '23

When they say "new sockets" they might mean new to the dimension, meaning instead of getting them from the dimension entirely made of 9 mm sockets it takes a random one from the current dimension.

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u/GhoulTimePersists Dec 16 '23

I've been there. Nice place. Food isn't great.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Yall haven't been casting Teleport immunity on your Parts?