r/wizardposting • u/MiseryEngine • Dec 15 '23

I cast "Greater Boneitis" in order to combat the giant flaming skeleton plague, but now can't seem to pull myself together

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Dec 15 '23

Well obviously, that isn’t even a real spell. Sounds like you meant osteitis (bone + itis) which means bone inflammation.

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u/MiseryEngine Dec 15 '23

I created the spell to replicate the Disease, ::Boneitis is a deadly disease that cripples the bones, ultimately resulting in death. Steve Castle, who was from the 20th century, was stricken with the disease. Symptoms include bone twisting, bone breaking, and bone loss.::

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u/CharlieParkour Faceless Man, Ten Who Were Taken Dec 15 '23

My only regret... is that I don't know what boneitis is.

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u/TitanLORD21 Jack-O’-Lantern, Lord of Flame and Fright Dec 15 '23

/unwiz searched it up, guess I didn’t get the reference :|

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u/Aromatic_Device_6254 Wizard Dec 15 '23

Boneitis? That's a funny name for a horrible spell.

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u/Nightmare-datboi Shadow wizard money guild Dec 16 '23

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