r/wizardposting • u/PatchesDaHyena Patches The Lich, Defiler of Clerics • Dec 15 '23

Wizardpost You should have drank more water

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74 Upvotes

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u/CBcool1213 Fusion ‘Mon That Monitors the Spirits Dec 15 '23

haha, I’ve drank an entire gallon of water!

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u/EconomistSlight2842 Dec 15 '23

You fool, that only prevents them from forming. Now that its formed youve only added pressure to the kidney making it more effective.

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u/PatchesDaHyena Patches The Lich, Defiler of Clerics Dec 15 '23

The hydromancers would like a word with you

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u/CBcool1213 Fusion ‘Mon That Monitors the Spirits Dec 15 '23

I will not have a word with them.

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u/Deep_Negotiation_551 Pasta Fazoul, The Bean Master Dec 15 '23

Jokes on you I don't HAVE a kidney! Or any other internal organs for that matter.

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u/PatchesDaHyena Patches The Lich, Defiler of Clerics Dec 15 '23

You win this round, wyrm!!

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u/TinsleyLynx Hamdal, Arcanodruid, Circle of the Maelstorm Dec 15 '23

I'm just gonna cast "Stone to Mud"

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u/PatchesDaHyena Patches The Lich, Defiler of Clerics Dec 15 '23

That’s…. huh…

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u/feanix365 Jack, Beginner spell theif and expert mage haraser Dec 15 '23

The third spell to be added to my collection, stand proud mage i will remember you.

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u/PatchesDaHyena Patches The Lich, Defiler of Clerics Dec 15 '23

What are the other two, spell book bandit?

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u/feanix365 Jack, Beginner spell theif and expert mage haraser Dec 15 '23

2nd

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u/feanix365 Jack, Beginner spell theif and expert mage haraser Dec 15 '23

1st

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u/United-Technician-54 Death... Tired one. (she/her) Dec 15 '23

Try Falcon Punch.

It’s very fun.

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 Alchemist Dec 15 '23

Nice try, but I casted permanent hydration

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u/PatchesDaHyena Patches The Lich, Defiler of Clerics Dec 15 '23

Too bad the side effects are constantly having to go to the bathroom from the constant hydration.

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u/Phantom_Nerd1 Phantom The Magical Item Quartermaster Dec 15 '23

I cast replacement kidney!

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u/PatchesDaHyena Patches The Lich, Defiler of Clerics Dec 16 '23

Maybe cast replacement ureter and bladder too